My good friend Dave has woken from his slumber and started posting like a maniac. I have to post a little bit just to keep up, ya know.

Well, that’s not really why. When your Grandma even comments on how long it’s been, something has to give.

Not to make this entry entirely self referential, I offer this two revelations:

  • I am unable to turn an oven off when I’m done with it. In fact, sometimes I manage to turn it up higher after it’s emptied.

  • For 2 or 3 years now, any bread I buy comes home squished. The last 3 times I’ve even made a special point of trying to not squash it, but it still ended up buried under a few cans and some milk.