One of the finest memories from my childhood was playing hookie from school. We called it R&R day, and I spent them with my grandma. She knew I wasn’t sick, I knew I wasn’t sick, and what my mom didn’t know didn’t hurt her. It was a fair deal for my grandma though, since I was pretty good free labor at the time. We spent the day organizing a huge amount of refunding and coupons and cleaning out the cupboard full of pots and tupperware.

While I’m not pining for grandchildren just yet, I sure could use someone to organize our tupperware.