I’m actually working out now. It’s been 6 times in a row or so, that makes a routine. It’s the first time in my life I’ve done this on a regular basis. In high school I rode my bike and played tennis on a daily basis, but that certainly wasn’t the same.

At the gym we do a little cardio, do a little weight lifting. But they aren’t weights, they’re machines. And not even machines with cables and pins and actual weights, but machines with …. well, I have no idea what’s in there. But I’m pretty sure it’s not weight. Just resistance and bytes.

These are machines you log into. They’re machines with a website. It’s a geeks dream come true! So far I’ve burned 60 gummy bears of calories and lifted 15,932 pounds. This and many other mostly worthless details are available at my fingertips.