There are 4 kids in the van, all cousins of varying degrees, aged 13, 10, 6, and 4. They’re playing “would you rather”, as in “would you rather fight a bear or jump off a cliff?” and other such deep philisophical conundrums.

I didn’t think Isaac (4 yr old) was really paying attention, but clearly he grasped the true nature of the game. His contribution: “Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a tiger or lick peanut butter off a car?”