While waiting for the bus today I saw the next star for USA’s “Characters Welcome” ad campaign. This gentleman was in his 60′s with mussy blond/white hair. He was adorned with:

  • Yellow aviator sunglasses
  • A pink oxford shirt
  • Grey knit sport jacket
  • A big red bowtie, disheveled
  • Light blue running shorts
  • Under those, thick green tights an elf would be proud of
  • Red knitted flashdance style leggings
  • Penny loafers