So we went to the zoo this weekend, where we have a membership. I didn’t have the card with so I asked the woman to look me up. “I’m sorry but I can’t let you in because your name isn’t on the account”, she says. I wasn’t going to get into it that I’d done this a dozen times before without a problem. “But if you fill out this form I can add your name.”

I’m not authorized to go into the zoo, but I am authorized to make changes to the account, and then go into the zoo?