If you haven’t read “America: The Book”, you definately have to give it a try. It’s gut busting funny. I’m looking at “America: The Calendar”, a daily calendar for my desk. On the back are some instructions, and even they’re funny:

“Step Four: Open calendar to today’s — and only today’s — entry. Seriously, if you read tomorrow’s entry you’re not only hurting yourself, but also the calendar’s feelings.”