I’m beginning to see where all these anti-genetically engineered food people are coming from. All these apples have stickers growing on the side of them, and they’re smart enough to know what number they are. Red Delicious, 4015. Fuji, 4131. In the next evolution the labels will read “212 of 4131″. The evolution after that they’ll unionize and we’ll all be screwed!

Maybe I should stick to applesauce.