Last night I hit the sack at 11:30, 3 or 4 hours ahead of schedule lately. I was really looking forward to my first full night’s sleep
in quite a while. Imagine my surprise when 5:45 showed up and found me out of bed. Then imagine my total confusion when some
malfunctioning part of my brain decided to remain out of bed, take a shower, and join the world.

I’m surviving so far, but this afternoon my body will be craving a nap. At least I have a full afternoon of meetings, sure to keep me alert and excited!

I’m screwed.